So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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