normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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