i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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