You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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