you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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