Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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