You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Randomize
