you turned your livingroom into a bong?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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