i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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