I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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