I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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