well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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