Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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