So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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