Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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