In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
There are leaves in my underwear?
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