I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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