no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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