Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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