Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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