Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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