I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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