Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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