just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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