dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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