Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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