who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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