Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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