Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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