i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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