For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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