I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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