didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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