It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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