Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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