I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
