I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Sext me about skeletons
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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