So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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