it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Panties = found
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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