Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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