You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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