I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
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we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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