Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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