There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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