He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Can you repeat that, but with context?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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