At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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