Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
me + whiskey = a bad person
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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