But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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