Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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