duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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