Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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