Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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