he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
