shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you will always have a special place in my vag
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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