Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I accidentally burped into my bong.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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