There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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